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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions
Cooking Bacon with a Machine Gun
Behold, a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, your every day, common, household machinegun, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.
You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.
You then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device.
After just a few short bursts (Give it about 200-250 rounds. ) you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.
Ah the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.
The end result? Crispy delicious well done bacon.
Source: Reddit
You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.
You then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device.
After just a few short bursts (Give it about 200-250 rounds. ) you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.
Ah the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.
The end result? Crispy delicious well done bacon.
Source: Reddit
15 Things You Might Not Know About the Simpsons
Odee has an infographic listing 15 things you didn't know about the Simpson's. Of course, I knew all 15 things, because that's how I roll, I'm better than you. What? Yeah, I went there.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Cell Phone Explosion
I got these pictures by e-mail. The story seemed made up, but by the pictures it appears as if someone had a cell phone mishap. The hand and the phone seeme to be related, but you never know.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Outrageous Office Pranks
Women's Day has a list of “Outrageous Office Pranks” including a cube covered with 5,300 Post-its and a Tiki But built in the middle of an office out of a cardboard box and plastic containers. These make my plastic wrap on the toilet seat gag look pretty weak. Still, that time I slashed everyone's tires was still pretty funny. Wait, that wasn't me. Prove it.
Friday, March 26, 2010
My Thoughts on Web 2.0
Web 2.0 is essentially all about the internet developing to allow more interaction. It has evolved from chat rooms, to message boards, to today's social networking sites and content sharing sites, like Facebook and Youtube. I think web 2.0 has affected society in innumerable ways. To touch upon a few, it has certainly made the world smaller. In previous generations the majority of people did not interact with people in other countries and perhaps not even in other states, counties or cities. But thanks to the internet, people from all over the world can come together to share ideas exchange products and information. web 2.0 has also forced corporations to adapt and use the new tools at their disposal. It is not uncommon for corporations to have Twitter accounts, Facebook pages, or videos posted on Youtube.
Some may argue that web 2.0 has destroyed true social interaction. While this may be true for some, I believe that for most it has improved it, and added another avenue for communication, not replaced person to person interaction. And, in fact, it has created opportunities for interaction that otherwise would not have existed, and in that sense, it has improved social interaction.
Some may argue that web 2.0 has destroyed true social interaction. While this may be true for some, I believe that for most it has improved it, and added another avenue for communication, not replaced person to person interaction. And, in fact, it has created opportunities for interaction that otherwise would not have existed, and in that sense, it has improved social interaction.
Sharpie Art
Women's Day has a list of “Sharpie Art,” ranging from finger nail designs to an intricately decorated Lamborghini. I'd like to meet the person that has enough money to buy a Lamborghini, then decides, what the heck I'll go ahead and color it with a marker. Seriously?
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Global McDonald’s Menu Items
Woman's day has a list of “Global McDonald’s Menu Items” including a dish of porridge and chicken strips from Malaysia , the Ebi Filet-O from Japan and Sweet Corn Pie from Thailand.I think that McDonald's should do some sort of promotion where like every week they feature an international menu item for people to try. The item may be awful to American pallets, but it would still be fun.
Japanese Tow Motorcycles
I recieved an e-mail that shows some (purportedly) Japanese motorcycles with fold-down tow-racks. After a little research I found that the towing rig carries the weight of the car on three wheels so the motorcycle can still be ridden normally. Since the motorcycle is only providing the torque necessary for towing and doesn’t have to carry extra weight, the vehicle is easily moved and a six cylinder engine has all of the power you need. It can tow cars up to 5500 pounds.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
31 Digits
The 6-year-old boy, from the city of Shenyang in China's northeastern Liaoning province, has a total of 31 fingers and toes - 16 toes, and 15 fingers (although one of those fingers is incomplete, being a fork at the end of the right thumb.) Three fingers on each hand are fused together.
1 Year Old Happy Meal
It smelled delicious for a few days. I’d get a whiff of those yummy French fries every time I walked into my office. After a week or so, you could hardly smell it. My husband worried that when the food began to decompose, there would be a terrible odor in our home. He also worried the food would attract ants and mice. He questioned my sanity. NOPE, no worries at all. My Happy Meal is one year old today and it looks pretty good. It NEVER smelled bad. The food did NOT decompose. It did NOT get moldy, at all.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Nifty Garage Door Covers
Are you sick of your boring garage door? Well does Style Your Garage have the product for you.
Garage doors have until now mostly been mouse grey and ugly – and often spoil the appearance of well-maintained homes. But now, the days of those hideous garage doors are numbered! That’s because the new photo tarpaulins from style-your-garage.com can give monochrome up-and-over garage doors a whole new look. The printed-on 3D motifs are deceptively realistic and will cause neighbours, friends and passers-by to stop and stare!
I say boohoo if you don't like your garage. I don't even have a garage. Come to think of it, I don't even own a car. I ride a high-wheel bicycle everywhere I go, like our forefathers did. Yeah, that's right, and I have to pedal up hill both ways.
Garage doors have until now mostly been mouse grey and ugly – and often spoil the appearance of well-maintained homes. But now, the days of those hideous garage doors are numbered! That’s because the new photo tarpaulins from style-your-garage.com can give monochrome up-and-over garage doors a whole new look. The printed-on 3D motifs are deceptively realistic and will cause neighbours, friends and passers-by to stop and stare!
I say boohoo if you don't like your garage. I don't even have a garage. Come to think of it, I don't even own a car. I ride a high-wheel bicycle everywhere I go, like our forefathers did. Yeah, that's right, and I have to pedal up hill both ways.
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