Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Facts about Thanksgiving

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Completely Awesome Chair

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Yeah but can it do any other tricks?

Monday, November 22, 2010

SNL Spoofs the TSA

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The TSA: It's our business to touch yours. Perfect for those days when you feel lonely.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Sperm Cookbook - Natural Harvest

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WARNING - If you have a sensative stomach, skip this post.

I saw this delightful little book on Tosh.0 the other day. It's called Natural Harvest, and it is a book full of semen-based recipes. On a completely unrelated note, my wife says I am no longer allowed in the kitchen.

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Bacon Gift Wrap

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I can't tell you how many times I have tried wrapping presents in bacon, only to have them decay into a gelatinous pool of stink, or have them eaten by a pack of wild dogs. Well, so long bacon wrapping problems, and hello bacon gift wrap. The set of two 20”x30” sheets is available from Fred Flare, and will ensure that the recipient enjoys the package way more than what’s inside (finally a cure for my terrible gifts).
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Top 22 Nintendo Games (NES)

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Again, I'll start by saying that lists are subjective. If you don't like my list, I'm sorry, go make your own.

22. Kung Fu -
I remember seeing this in every arcade.
The best football game on the NES.
20. Dr. Mario -
A fun multiplayer puzzle game that just like Tetris, got rather addictive.
19. Tetris -
The classic puzzle game. Both challenging and addictive.
Saving your pet frog has never been so fun.
Over 100 levels of bubble blowing fun.
16. R.C. Pro-am -
Best car racing game, since you could attack other racers.
15. Metal Gear -
The first stealth game out there. Still a fun game to this day.
A whip cracking good time, and the predecessor to the even bettwe, Castlevania III.
Neat spin on the classic by adding the ability to throw bad guys and other objects.
12. Ninja Gaiden -
One of the more difficult yet satisfying games on NES.
11. Mega Man III -
Built upon I and II to create a longer, more exciting game.
10. Castlevania III -
Bigger and better than the first.
One of the original 18 titles, and still one of the best.
8. Double Dragon -
An awesome action game.
7. River City Ransom -
In my opinion, this game is better than Double Dragon, as it includes RPG elements that add more depth.
6. Contra -
By far the best shooter game on the NES.
It took me forever to beat Mike Tyson.
4. Metroid -
A big, fun game, set in an interesting world. The best part? It wasn't linear.
The foundation of Nintendo, this game entertained millions and set the stage for great things to come.
The begining of a great franchise. Difficult and immersive, this action RPG had it all.
Some might disagree with my choice, but I think this game pushed NES to it's limits and introduced all sorts of goodies to push this sequal past it's predecessors.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Bacon Scented Candle

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“Short of whipping out a skillet and doing a quick fry-up, how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course! You may have seen bacon-scented candles before, but these are a horse of a different color, so to speak. Most candles are made from cheap chinese wax, and filled with a chemical cocktail of synthetic furanones and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Nasty. These premium scented candles are long-lasting and made from actual rendered bacon fat using a top-secret process that preserves bacon’s natural aromas and essential oils.”

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Sand Sculptures of Prince Edward Island

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These have been floating around the net for awhile. Here are some sand sculptures built in Prince Edward Island, Canada.

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