Thursday, March 31, 2011

50 Easy April Fool's Day Pranks

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April Fool’s Day is one of the best days of the year. On no other day are you “legally” allowed to play jokes and pranks on your friends, family and co-workers and have a built-in excuse. Some people will go to great lengths to pull off elaborate gags on those around them but sometimes it’s just as fun to play smaller, simpler pranks on as many people as possible throughout the day. That’s where we come in. Here are 50 pranks you can play on people with very little effort, yet still reap much joy out of the end results. (And be sure to add your own great April Fool’s Day gags in the comments so we have even more ideas!)

50. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.

49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.

48. Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

47. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.

46. Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office.

45. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.

44. Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.

43. Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.

42. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.

41. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.

40. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.

39. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.

38. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.

37. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.

36. Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.

35. Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook
calendar.

34. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-
shot of their desktop.

33. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

32. Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.

31. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.

30. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.

29. Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.

28. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.

27. Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every
couple of seconds while pretending to pee.

26. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.

25. Glue all the eggs into the carton.

24. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.

23. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.

22. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.

21. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.

20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.

19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.

18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.

17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.

16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.

15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.

14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.

13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.

12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.

11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is
using it all day.

10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.

9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.

7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.

5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.

4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.

3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.

2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.

1. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.

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Bacon Flavored Air

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At last, I no longer have to breath in this stupid "plain" flavored air.

Science has finally brought us a bacon inhalant called the BaconAir. The manufacturer says it's filled with “Himalayan oxygen” and that the “bacon enters (the) bloodstream in seconds.” Don't worry, it's kosher. And, yes, it's real.
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The Chinese Shirt Roll

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So I guess rolling up your shirt is a fad among Chinese men. Sure hope it catches on here. I'm going to look so awesome.

Redditor InternetKing spent a summer in China documenting a hot new fashion trend that is all the rage: the Chinese Shirt Roll. Can't wait to bust my own roll out this summer.
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Sunday, March 27, 2011

German Flag

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I knew it Germany! Nice try. Also, when did IKEA start spelling their name IKIA? Oh China, you so crazy!
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Watermelon!

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Friday, March 25, 2011

101 Pringle Flavors from Around the World (Mostly USA and Japan)

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Pringles are a potato chip-like snack food. They are enjoyed in over 100 countries, with over a billion (US Dollars) is sales anually. I personally love the cheese flavored "Cheez Ums," but there are hundreds of flavors. Here are 101 different flavors from around the world, some ordinary, some strange.

1 Bacon & Cheese Potato

2 Bacon Ceaser Salad - Sounds pretty good.
3 Bacon Ranch

4 Bangkok Grilled Chicken Wing
5 Barbecue

6 Beef Kabab - Comes with a bonus pack of Rolaids.
7 Blazin' Buffalo Wing

8 Blueberry & Hazelnut - Really? Seems like an odd combo to my westernized mouth.
9 Bruschetta
10 Cajun

11 Cheddar BBQ

12 Cheddar Cheese

13 Cheese and Onion

14 Cheese Carnival - I want to go to a cheese carnival so bad.
15 Cheeseburger

16 Cheesy Fries

17 Cheesy Quesadilla

18 Cheez Ums

19 Chili Cheese Dog

20 Chili Cheese

21 Cinnamon Sweet Potato
22 Corn Pringles

23 Crunchy Dill

24 Crushed Pepper - Doesn't sound too crazy.
25 Curry

26 Fat Free Barbecue

27 Fiery Hot

28 Finger Lickin' Braised Pork - Mmm, spit covered fingers and braised pork.
29 French Consume - Better than the Czech consume.
30 Fun Picnic - Notice the picture of cheese fries. I know the funnest picnics I've been on have included cheese fries.
31 Garlic Seafood
32 Grand Canyon French Fries - Really? Do they thing we all ride around on horses wearing baseball caps and eating fries?
33 Grilled Shrimp
34 Honey Mustard

35 Hot & Spicy Wonton

36 Indonesian Satay - Hmmm.
37 Jalapeno

38 Jalapeno Cheddar

39 Jalapeno Ranch

40 Keema Curry - Summer and Keema Curry go hand in hand.
41 Ketchup

42 Kickin' Cheddar

43 Lemon

44 Lemon & Sesame - A natural combo?
45 Loaded Baked Potato

46 Los Angeles Street BBQ Chicken - Nothing Says LA like BBQ chicken.
47 Mayo Potato - Shiver.
48 Mexican Layered Dip

49 Mozzarella Sticks & Marinara
50 Multi Grain Cheesy Cheddar

51 Multi Grain Creamy Ranch

52 Multi Grain Truly Original

53 New York Street Cheese Dog
54 Night Club - Mmm, chips flavored like sweat and hormones.
55 Night Star - Looks like they are cheese flavored.
56 Old American Circus Funky Mustard - Best flavor, hands down.
57 Onion Blossom

58 Original

59 Paprika
60 Parmesan Garlic

61 Philly Cheesesteak
62 Pizza-licious

63 Potato Cheddar Jack

64 Prawn Cocktail
65 Ranch-Rageous

66 Reduced Fat Original

67 Ridges Original

68 Rock the Floor - What?
69 Salsa

70 Salsa Verde

71 Salt and Vinegar

72 Sausage - Mmm, sign me up.
73 Screamin' Dill Pickle

74 Seaweed
75 Slow Cooked BBQ

76 Smoked Salami - Another delicious sounding variety.
77 Smokey Bacon

78 Smokey BBQ

79 Smokin' Hot Ranch

80 Soft-Shelled crab - Ugh.
81 Sour Cream and Onion

82 Southwestern Barbecue

83 Spanish Salsa Pizza - The Spanish eat a lot of "salsa pizza" do they?
84 Spicy Cajun

85 Spicy Chicken
86 Spicy Guacamole

87 Sun Dried Tomato

88 Sweet Mesquite BBQ

89 Sweet Potato Honey Chipotle Barbecue

90 Szechuan Barbecue Rice Crisps
91 Taco Night

92 Texas BBQ sauce

93 Thai Sweet Chili & Lemon Grass
94 Tiger Prawn and Crushed Garlic

95 Tomato
96 Torchin' Tamale

97 White Cheddar

98 Wild Consume - What makes it wild?
99 Wisconsin White Cheddar

100 Zesty Lime and Chili

101 Zesty Queso

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Karate Kyle

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There is only one man who would have a fighting chance against Chuck Norris, and that is Karate Kyle.
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Monday, March 21, 2011

Wolrd's Greatest Picture

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Rat tail. Spandex pants. Muscle shirt. Ballet slippers. What more needs to be said.
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Babies are Better in Celophane

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Hey, if it is good enough for gift baskets, it is good enough for babies. Air is overrated.
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Friday, March 4, 2011

100 + Best American Sitcoms of All Time

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I love TV. I'm not very creative, and I'm all sorts of lazy, so TV is a natural fit for me. Life is just easier when other people do the thinking for you. Some of the best TV are Sitcoms, or situational comedies. Sitcoms are a cornerstone of television. I've composed a list of what I think to be the best 100+ sitcoms of all time. Of course I've probably missed some, and of course you aren't going to agree completely, but remember that lists are subjective and far from perfect.

111 The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (1959-1963)

110 Chico and the Man (1974-1978)
109 California Dreams (1992-1997) By a lot of the same people that did "Saved by the Bell;" this is another teen-oriented sitcom.

108 That Girl (1966-1971)

107 Rhoda (1974-1978) A spin-off of "Mary Tyler Moore."

106 The Monkees (1966-1968)

105 Dennis the Menace (1959-1963)

104 Family Affair (1966-1971)

103 Here's Lucy (1968-1974)

102 The Donna Reed Show (1958-1966)

101 Mr. Belvedere (1985-1990) The series was based on the Lynn Aloysius Belvedere character created by Gwen Davenport for her 1947 novel Belvedere, which was later adapted into the 1948 film Sitting Pretty.

100 My Favorite Martian (1963-1966)
99 Becker (1998-2004)

98 Will and Grace (1998-2006)

97 Soap (1977-1981) A parody of daytime soap operas.

96 Good Times (1974-1979) A spin-off of "Maude," which was a spin-off of "All in the Family."

95 Get Smart (1965-1970) Created by Mel Brooks. Need I say more? Who is Mel Brooks? You ignorant fool. Mel Brooks is the writer/director of such classics as The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, History of the World, Part I, Spaceballs and Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

94 Laverne & Shirley (1976-1983)

93 Maude (1972-1978)

92 Petticoat Junction (1963-1970)

91 Make Room For Danny / "The Danny Thomas Show" (1953-1964)

90 The Lucy Show (1962-1968)
89 Family Guy (1999-2001 2004-Present) In my opinion the show hasn't been funny since it returned in 2004.

88 Silver Spoons (1982-1986)

87 Punky Brewster (1984-1986) NBC's programming chief named the series after a girl he had a crush on in his own childhood.

86 Two and a Half Men (2003-Present)

85 Bosom Buddies (1980-1982) Stars Tom Hanks in drag.

84 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996-2003) Based on the Archie comic book series of the same name.

83 Hangin' with Mr. Cooper (1992-1997)

82 Dinosaurs (1991-1994)

81 Green Acres (1965-1971)

80 Mister Ed (1961-1966)
79 The Addams Family (1964-1966)

78 My Three Sons (1960-1972) 380 episodes were produced, making it one of the longest running sitcoms.

77 Boy Meets World (1993-2000) The lead actor Ben Savage is Fred Savage's little brother (The Wonder Years).

76 The Munsters (1964-1966)

75 The Partridge Family (1970-1974)

74 WKRP in Cincinnati (1978-1982)

73 What's Happening!! (1976-1979/1985-1988)

72 Who's the Boss? (1984-1992)  Leah Remini actually starred in a short lived spin-off of "Who's the Boss?" called "Living Dolls." Leah Remini is probably best known for Carrie Heffernan in "King of Queens."

71 Saved By The Bell (1990-1993) The best of the franchise.

70 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996-2001)
69 The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet (1952-1966)

68 The Big Bang Theory (2007-Present)

67 The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961-1966)

66 The Nanny (1993-1999)

65 Perfect Strangers (1986-1992) "Don't be ridiculous."

64 The Honeymooners (1955-1956) "One of these days ... one of these days ... Pow! Right in the kisser!"

63 The Jeffersons (1975-1985)

62 Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. (1964-1969)

61 Family Matters (1989-1998) Did you know this was as spin-off from "Perfect Stranger?" Well it is.

60 Mad About You (1992-1999) There are some funny crossovers with "Friends" and "Seinfeld" you can read about here.
59 Coach (1989-1997)

58 Community (2009-Present)

57 Mama's Family (1983-1985,1986-1990)

56 Wings (1990-1997)

55 Welcome Back, Kotter (1975-1979)

54 The Odd Couple (1970-1975)

53 ALF (1986-1990) Similar premise to "My Favorite Martian." ALF is an alien life form that somehow knows English and grasps sarcasm.

52 The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

51 Newhart (1982-1990)

50 Night Court (1984-1992)
49 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990-1996) Previous to the show, Will Smith was a rapper and was bankrupt, owing the IRS a lot of money.

48 The Flintstones (1960-1966) The Flintstones is actually based on the sitcom The Honeymooners.

47 Growing Pains (1985-1992) In Latin America the show was called ¡Ay! Cómo duele crecer (Ouch! How painful is growing up), and in France it was called Quoi de neuf docteur? (What is new doctor?).

46 Mork and Mindy (1978-1982)

45 The King of Queens (1998-2007) Jerry Stiller made this show great (who by the way is Ben Stiller's dad).

44 Charles in Charge (1984-1985/1987-1990)

43 The Beverly Hillbillies (1962-1971)

42 Futurama (1999-2003/2008-Present) From the creators of The Simpsons. Bender is one of the funniest characters in a long time. I'm so glad it is back.

41 The Love Boat (1977-1986)

40 Sanford and Son (1972-1977)
39 Married With... Children (1987-1997) Al Bundy, classic. Not to be confused with Ted Bundy, not classic.

38 The Office (2005-Present)

37 Gilligan's Island (1964-1967)

36 Modern Family (2009-Present)

35 The Bob Newhart Show (1972-1978)

34 Malcolm In the Middle (2000-2006)

33 That 70's Show (1998-2006)

32 South Park (1997-Present)

31 Home Improvement (1991-1999) Did you know Tim Allen had been arrested a long time ago on drug offenses? Interesting.

30 I Dream of Jeannie (1965-1970)
29 Murphy Brown (1988-1998)

28 News Radio (1995-1999) I can't believe anyone would kill Phil Hartman.

27 Beavis and Butthead (1993-1997) New episodes coming in summer 2011.

26 Diff'rent Strokes (1978-1986)

25 Bewitched (1964-1972)

24 Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000-Present) Based on a fictionalized version of Larry David, the co-creator of Seinfeld. Think of a condensed version of George Costanza.

23 Leave It To Beaver (1957-1963)

22 Roseanne (1988-1998) Honestly, I hate that fat broad (broad in both senses), but it was the top sitcom of the decade, so here it is.

21 Full House (1987-1995)

20 Mary Tyler Moore (1970-1977)
19 Everybody Loves Raymond (1996-2005)

18 The Andy Griffith Show (1960-1968) Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C was a spin-off of this show.

17 Three's Company (1977-1984)

16 The King of the Hill (1996-2010)

15 Happy Days (1974-1984) Happy Days, itself considered a spin-off from "Love, American Style," spun off five different series: Laverne & Shirley, Blansky's Beauties, Mork & Mindy, Out of the Blue, and Joanie Loves Chachi. It also spun-off two animated series.

14 The Brady Bunch (1969-1974)

13 Arrested Development (2003-2006)

12 Taxi (1978-1982)

11 Frasier (1993-2004)

10 Friends (1994-2004)
9 The Facts of Life (1979-1988)
8 The Cosby Show (1984-1992)
7 Cheers (1982-1993) Of course the show "Fraiser" was a spin off of "Cheers."
6 M*A*S*H (1972-1983) Sitcom? Maybe not, but there was a laugh track.
5 All In The Family (1971-1979) Hilariously racist.
4 Family Ties (1982-1989) Michael J. Fox as a hardcore Republican with hippie parents? Yes please.
3 The Simpsons (1989-Present) #3? Doh!
2 I Love Lucy (1951 - 1957) #2? Lucy! You got some spanin' to do!
1 Sienfeld (1990-1997) Seinfeld is master of it's domain, with Jerry's Jewish mullet and all.

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