Blatz Beer is Good for Your Baby

I've always had a suspicion that this was true. Thanks for nothing Surgeon General.

How to Write Good

Thanks to these tips, I'm writing more better than ever.

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Awkward Urinal

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The Number 1 Reason for Midol

So true, so true.

The Harder a Wife Works, the Cuter She Looks!

"Vitamins darling, I always get my vitamins."

21 Unique Chandeliers

I will never own a chandelier, a.) because I break things too easily, b.) because I have an uncontrollable compulsion to swing on things, and c.) I am poor. But, just because I'll never own one, doesn't mean I don't think they are cool. Here are 21 unique chandeliers.

Made with various kitchen utensils.

Made entirely of human bones.

Putting old liquor bottles to use.

Big brother has good taste.

For the gun enthusiast.

Made from hot glue.

Argh matey.

Old milk bottles.

This is made of paperclips.

Composed of tampons.

A bunch of shiny items, including pots and lanterns.

CD cases.

Hangers. I couldn't think of a "just 'hangin' around" joke.

The creepy kid in your neighborhood will love it!

Old party poppers.

Mmm, gummy bears.

Chickens? Nope, white rats.

Volivik Lamp by En Pieza. This one is made up of recycled bic pens. It’s available in clear and orange. These were only 30 made at a cost of $1000.

Carolina Fontoura’s Bicycle Chain Chandelier. This artist came up with the idea of turning bicycle chains and bicycle parts into these Victorian inspired chandeliers.

Stuart Haygarth’sTide Chandelier. It’s comprised of plastic waste such as water bottles and sunglasses found along the Kent coastline in Britain. It measures 5 feet in diameter.

Atelier Abigail Ahern’s Porcelain Chandelier. Each individual porcelain tile is hand crafted, and comes at a cost of £ 14,000.

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Turtle Burgers

Hey wife, can we have these for dinner?

Finding Yourself

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Happy Father's Day!

*Note that I'm not promoting the church or the church website at the end of the video.

Jarritos Mexican Cola

It was Thursday, and just like every Thursday, I had just polished off a bag of pork rinds and a bottle of spray cheese. As usual my cheese and pork "salad" had left me parched, so I went on the hunt for something delicious and refreshing when I came across Jarritos Mexican Cola. I gotta say, I don't regret having my mom buy it for me, because it was delicious. Also note how handsome and smooth my hands look in this picture.

Have you ever had Wonka Bottle Caps Candy? Well I think this drink is best described as tasting just like the cola flavored Bottle Cap. It has a complex flavor that almost resembles a rootbeer, with a little hint of carmel. I think the complexity of the flavor comes from the use of sugar instead of corn syrup. Anywho, it is definitely worth grabbing some the next time you are at the store.

I did a little Googling and found that Jarritos has a Facebook page with all sorts of applications and contests. They have a Send-a-Bottle app where you can send a virtual Jarritos to your friends. They also have a Jarritos Nation contest; a daily scavenger hunt where you can follow clues to win sodas, t-shirts, gift cards, and other stuff.

Happy drinking.

Living in 320 Square Feet

Awesome Sleeping Bag Bed

Anyone know where I can get one?

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Grass Couch

Alright, I admit it, I wasn't saved in the rapture, and Macho Man Randy Savage was. There is no justice. Oh well. So the other day I was sitting in my front yard when the police came by and said something to the effect of, "You can't have a couch on your front lawn, and you need to be wearing pants." After a scuffle and a citation, I acquiesced. After a brief search, I found the perfect compropmise, a grass couch. Readymade has step by step instructions for building your very own grass couch.