Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Boy Loves Dragon Ball Z

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Yeah, I watched Dragon Ball Z some when I was younger. I understand that it is a cool show. I can maybe even understand someone wanting to incorporate Dragon Ball Z into their school picture. What I don't understand is posing with your VHS tape collection in 2007. Couldn't he have just brought a zip drive with all the seasons?
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Dollar Bill Art

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Critically acclaimed tattoo artist, Scott Campbell, recently showed his work at the O.H.W.O.W. gallery in Miami, FL. The highlight of the evening was a series of laser-cut etchings, each on a stack of $1 bills. The collection is entitled “Make It Rain” and shows a sampling of the artist’s dark and beautiful undertones.

Scott Campbell was born in rural Louisiana and began his career illustrating before mastering the art of tattoo. In 2004, he opened Saved Tattoo in Brooklyn where he perfected his signature style. More at scottcampbelltattoo.com.
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Want - Stroller Bike

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Now this is smart. You can ride the bike to where you are going, then use the stroller once you get there. Genius.

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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Ugly Person Problems

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I mean, obviously I wouldn't know because I'm super handsome, but these seem right.
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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Douchebag Merit Badges

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Oh douchebags; can't live with 'em, but so fun to make fun of. Oh, and also check out these douchebag pictures. Also, signs your boyfriend is a douche.
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Friday, January 27, 2012

Cleaning the House

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Especially true when you have two boys under age 4. Via Eatliver.com

204 Lay's Potato Chip Flavors from Around the World

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Perhaps the most famous and popular brand of potato chips (crisps) out there are Lay's. Lay's (known as Walkers in the UK and Ireland, Chipsy in Egypt, Poca in Vietnam, and Tapuchips in Israel) was founded in 1932 and has been providing the world with delicious fried and baked goodness ever since. Lay's has also put in a lot of work to tailor their chips to satisfy the tastes of people all around the world. I did my best to put together a list of some of those world flavors, though I know for a fact I missed a lot of the flavors out there. Here are 204 Lay's potato chips flavors from around the world:

Also check out:
102 Doritos Flavors from Around the World
101 Pringles Flavors from Around the World

United States
Sour Cream and Onion
Barbecue
Cheddar and Sour Cream
Hidden Valley Ranch
Salt and Vinegar
Salt and Pepper
Flamin' Hot
Dill Pickle
Limón
Deli style
Balsamic Sweet Onion
Chipotle Ranch
Tangy Carolina BBQ
Garden Tomato and Basil
Honey Mustard
Creamy Garden Ranch
Cajun Herb and Spice
Balsamic Sweet Onion
Chile Limon
Chipotle Ranch
Creamy Garden Ranch
Creamy Mediterranean Herb
Crinkle Cut Spice Rubbed BBQ
Dill Pickle
Garden Tomato and Basil
Harvest Ranch
Hickory Barbecue
Honey Barbecue
Honey Mustard
Hot and Spicy Barbecue
Light Original Potato Chips
Maui Onion
Mesquite Barbecue
Natural Sea Salt
Parmesan and Tuscan Herb
Reduced Fat Original Potato Chips
Sea Salt and Cracked Pepper
Sea Salt and Vinegar
Sharp Cheddar
Southwestern Ranch
Spicy Cayenne and Cheese
Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue
Tangy Carolina BBQ
Canada
Smokey Bacon
Sea Salt and Pepper
Roast Chicken
Lightly Salted
Curry
Ketchup
Poutine
Pizza
Salsa
Wasabi
Curry and Ginger
Masala
Fries and Gravy
Old Fashioned Bar.B.Q
United Kingdom (sold under the Walkers label)

Storm Trooper Child

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If you don't love this, there really isn't much more to be said between you and I.

10 Bugs That Are 5,000 Times Cuter Than Puppies Or Kittens

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The Pets Lady has a list of 10 bugs that are 5,000 times cuter than puppies or kittens. They may be cuter, but I bet they aren't half as delicious. Mmm, puppy burrito.
Been bitten by the love bug lately? Longing for the sweet sting of Cupid's tiny arrow? Then look no further, ladybugs and harvestmen, as we present some of Mother Gnature's cutest crawly critters. The buzz starts here with 10 adorably cute bugs...

Thanks Kat Z.!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Girl Eats Nothing But Chicken Nuggets since Age 2

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A teenage girl who has eaten almost nothing else apart from chicken nuggets for 15 years has been warned by doctors that the junk food is killing her.

Stacey Irvine, 17, has been hooked on the treats since her mother bought her some at a McDonald’s restaurant when she was two.

Miss Irvine, who has never eaten fruit or vegetables, had swollen veins in her tongue and was found to have anaemia.

Hooked on chicken nuggets: Girl, 17, who has eaten nothing else since age TWO rushed to hospital after collapsing

Loves his Calculator

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Boy, he sure loves his calculator. Respect.

OCD Progress

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I think I'm finally getting my OCD under control.
Via Reddit

Flame Throwers

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Oh you have to love George Carlin. And flamethrowers.
Via Reddit

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Castle in Ireland

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I may be Scottish, but I can still admit that this castle in Ireland is breathtaking.

Rashad Alakbarov's Shadow Art

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Artist Rashad Alakbarov from Azerbaijan uses suspended translucent objects and other found materials to create light and shadow paintings on walls. The jaw-dropping light painting above, made with an array of colored airplanes is currently on view at the Fly to Baku exhibition at De Pury Gallery in London through January 29th.

Via This is Colossal

Why I Use the Oxford Comma

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Friday, January 20, 2012

Other Names and Synonyms for "Moustaches"

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The etymology of the word Moustache (or Mustache) is a complicated one. The word "moustache" derives from 16th century French moustache, which in turn is derived from the Italian mostaccio (14th century), dialectal mustaccio (16th century), from Medieval Latin mustacium (8th century), Medieval Greek μουστάκιον (moustakion), attested in the 9th century, which ultimately originates as a diminutive of Hellenistic Greek μύσταξ (mustax, mustak-), meaning "upper lip" or "facial hair", probably derived from Hellenistic Greek μύλλον (mullon), "lip."

But wherever the word moustache came from it has derived a lot of other names and synonyms as well. Here are some other names people give their moustaches:

Stache
Tache
Mo
Soup Strainer
Flavor Saver
Cookie Duster
Molestache
Dirt Squirrel
Pubestache
Best Friend
Face Furniture
Nose Neighbor
Lip Cap
Lip Hat
Lip Rug
Lip Spinach
Lip Toupée
Mouth Brow
Mouth Merkin
Smoke Filter
Snot Mop
Muzzy
Upper Lip Plumage
Misplaced Eyebrow
Mouser
Face Fungus
Mouth Brow

Don't forget to check my other posts on moustaches:

Great moustaches and moustache types
Women with moustaches
Lord-likely's extraordinary inter-active moustache
The trustworthiness of facial hair
Full body moustache
Moustaches and crime

Epic Treehouse

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When I was a kid we used an abandoned rats nest as a treehouse. What I wouldn't have done for this epic treehouse. What am I saying? What I wouldn't currently do for this epic treehouse.

Beavis and Butthead in Real Life

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Beavis & Butthead in real life by makeup effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick. So freaking awesome.


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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Bacon Tuxedos

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Had I known about these bacon tuxedos a few years ago, my wedding would have gone in a whole other, totally bacony direction.

Doing the Worm FAIL

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My father-in-law trying to do the worm. So sad, those old bones just can't bend the same way they used to.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Win a T-Shirt

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Amyoops.com has a giveaway of a t-shirt from BigTimeTeez. To win, just follow this link, leave a comment of what shirt you would like to win, including the size. Good luck!

Say No to SOPA

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*This post has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Silly Eels

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I laughed really hard when I saw this on Reddit. Is it just me? No, it's funny. It's true, eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for your reaction.

Rila Monestary in Matchsticks

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Michelangelo spent only three years carving David. Da Vinci's depiction of The Last Supper required just three. This giant model of the Rila Monastery by Bulgarian artist Plamen Ignatov demanded 16 years of dedication.


It's a Miracle!

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I say be healed woman! Be healed! Oh the miracle of alcohol. The cause of and solution to, all of life's problems.

Thanks Riley!

Friday, January 13, 2012

Would You Like to Supersize Your Coffin?

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It's a growing problem, but the success of a firm that specialises in giant coffins has brought America's obesity epidemic into sharp focus.

With over 30 per cent of Americans officially classified as obese, Indiana-based Goliath Caskets has found its niche product steadily become more in demand.

Its largest casket is a staggering 4ft-wide and 8ft-long and can hold a person weighing up to 72 stone (1008 pounds).
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Lençóis Maranhenses - Brazil's Lagoons Among The Dunes

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When you first see it, Lençóis Maranhenses in northeastern Brazil appears much like a typical desert: sand – and lots of it.

Yet closer inspection quickly reveals pools of water among the ridged hills of sand, lining the landscape with their rich hues of green and blue. One of the most visually contradictory sights on our planet, there are lagoons among the dunes.
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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Saddest Book Ever - Microwave Cooking for One

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I can't think of a sadder book than this; "Microwave Cooking for One." Well, at least the lady on the cover looks happy with her life of solitude.
Look at the book review I found on Amazon:

278 of 301 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Cure for Lonliness, March 25, 2010
By Kyle Kruczek (New York)

Alone in my dark apartment, having worn my 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt as well for countless weeks, found this book to be my bible. I sit at my dining room table, playing World of Warcraft night after night, sobbing silently for want of notice by another human being. Pizza boxes piling up, chinese food leftovers filling my fridge, I was beginning to run out of options. I recently lost my job as a Custodial Consultant for sniffing the amonia in the utility closet. My funding for my gourmet meals from such world reknown chefs as Boyardi and Uncle Ben had begun running low. Stumbling in a drunken daze through the local bookstore, my elbow carelessly knocked a book onto the floor as I turned a corner. As I peered down, I saw the title, "Microwave Cooking for One."

Curiously, I picked it up and decided to have a a quick read. As I began flipping through the pages, I began to see that this was no ordinary cookbook. No my friends, this was a book passed down from the Gods themselves, displaying the infinite beauty of their messenger Marie T Smith on the cover. I knew at that moment, that this book would change my life. I purchased it with the last few dollars to my name and brought it home. Because of this book, I now eat like a King. Filet Mignon? Chicken Alfredo? Caviar? Its all in there. Not only do you never need to buy another cookbook, there will never be a book so beautifully written ever again. From that point, I ahve divided my life into two different categories, life before Microwave Cooking for One and life after, much like the Old and New Testament.

From this book I have made more friends than I can count, gained 30 pounds of rock hard muscle, and have a new job as VP of a major financial holdings company. This book worked for me, and I am sure it will work for you.


Via Eatliver.com

How to Make Canned Soup

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If only all labels were as true to life as this soup lable.
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Bacon Soda

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"Y’all Get Yer Fixins!" I love bacon, but I just can't imagine how this could taste good.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The 52 Best Breakfast Cereals of All Time

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Breakfast cereals have been popular ever since Will Keith Kellogg invented Corn Flakes. Since then, cereal has taken many forms, and become popular in many countries.

When I was little, I used to get a mixing bowl and fill it with several kinds of cereal. I would then sit on the heater vent in the living room, turn on some cartoons and feast away. Oh childhood obesity; good times.

I've attempted to put together a list of WHAT I feel are the best breakfast cereals of all time. Of course I've probably missed some, and of course you aren't going to agree completely, but remember that lists are subjective and far from perfect.

52. Almond Delight
51. King Vitaman
50. Yummy Mummy
49. Franken Berry
48. Crispix
47. Alpha-Bits
46. Strawberry Squares
45. Blueberry Muffin Tops
44. Marshmallow Alpha-Bits
43. Quisp
42. Oatmeal Squares
41. Boo Berry

Monday, January 9, 2012

Animator vs Animation 3

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Waffle Breaded Chicken Wings

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The waffle breaded chicken wings were actually amazingly easy to make. I started off by cooking four ‘drumette’ sections of chicken wings and whipping up some waffle batter. Once that was done I simply dunked the wings in the batter and placed them in my waffle iron with the ends of the wings (which I left unbattered so the wings would be easier to pick up and eat) sticking out. After that all you really need to do is drizzle some syrup over them and you’re all set!

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Frozen Lighthouse on Lake Erie

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Yes, I live right by this lake, in the frozen wasteland known as Ohio.

Baroque Bach Mountain

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Sophisticated humor.

15 Expectations vs. Realities

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Often our expectations are shattered by that cruel mistress known as reality. Here are 15 examples of how expectations are often quite different from reality:
















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