“There’s this weird new trend at the office. People are naming their lunches. Today I had a sandwich named Kevin.”
Sick of people stealing your lunch? Use one of these bags that make your sandwich look moldy.
If you own a TV or are at all familiar with Sour Patch Kids you know that for the past few years of commercials they've been total jerks to people, you know "sour," and have barely even shown they are sorry, or acted "sweet."
Good news everyone! The legal system is catching up with them now and it's time to stand up and demand justice in the highest court of human opinion: Facebook. The Sour Patch Kids Facebook page sets out the case and lets you upload evidence of the Sour Patch Kids wronging you in videos or photos. You post your videos and evidence, and the SPK's shark lawyer will post rebuttals to as many of the cases as possible.